Dear, Open-faced sandwich of life, move the knife to the left, I don't think I felt the effect

 I knew it! I KNEW IT! WE HAVEN'T EVEN GONE ON A DATE YET AND HE'S THROUGH WITH ME! I HAVE TO SEE HIM TOMORROW! THIS IS SO MOTHERFUCKING UNFAIR! WHY DIDN"T HE JUST GO AFTER EMU! THAT's WHO HE WANTED ANYWAY!Delightfully miserable,~Gabriella...

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Dear, Open-faced sandwich of life, I think you missed a spot.

  So, we have finally convinced Claire to go to Formal with us, but it took some serious bribery, and then she surprised poor Emili who didn't see this coming and decided to buy her a transformer figurine to get her to go. Claire had already...

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quickup

  Rain sucks. It sucks with a passion. It falls from the sky and it doesn't even care what it lands on. Me, my bike, my phone, My mp3 player, it is non-discriminaatory, and I find that really fucking sucks! Even though I was all bundled into...

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There's no future in my frontin' (all the single ladies)

  So...Spring Formal is coming up soon! I'm soo excited! Although, when they say formal, it doesn't really mean formal apparently. So to me, formal is when you dress up seriously dress up like the dresses I'm choosing between.  Aren't...

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If I had it my way I would paint the white house Black!

   Hey, So iknow I wrote something yesterday, but it's a new month and I just felt that I should write something considering how much of a Joyous event this is. I'm quite enjoying this updating both the vlog and the blog around the same time....

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