Freelance report:Nwh Homecoming

October 14, 2009


So remember how I told you I wanted to start doing some freelance makeup and hairstyling opportunities? Well, last weekend I had my chance. My cousin Brianna, had her freshman homecoming. Being part of Senate she needed to look kick ass of course, so she enlisted the help of moi to make the boys 'tighten' persay?
So, she is wearing this beautiful Nikki Karen extravaganza, black, strapless with the avant garde tip on the right, complete with Black sequin and a thigh high split. Now no dress is complete without shoes. Shoes have to be to die for if the dress is an extravaganza correct? So, she chooses these, jet black gladiater tie fuck me pumps, that I wished I owned. She pulls them out of the closet and I squeal in delight. Kind of like when Masai touches me only way better.(don't tell him I said that.)
She decides to pair the ensemble with Pearls which, give her a jackie onassis, and Bai ling appeal. For no outfit is complete without Hair and makeup, finally my time to shine. I spritzed it down with hair polisher and let it dry, lest her whole head resemble Pinks What what? lol, and Spiral curled every inch of that bitch, and let me tell you this chica has a lot of HAIR! Brown background eyeshadow all over the lid, and light almost snow blue on the lower lid, will have a tutorial video up shortly. so look out for it. The Final Result, how did I do?
Isn't she gorgeous?
Dueces
Strawb3rri3

Shake Leaf Shake

October 8, 2009

So remember Demitri? Whoo-hoo I'm sure he wishes I don't remember him but I do. haha. He should be so thankful that I'm not an evil coniving bitch, and want to make his life a living hell. But I'm not...So I'm just going to issue a little warning. Don't You EVER text another girl. Since not only do you have a girlfriend but you also have a child?! How dare you disrespect her like that? You told me you loved me, I'm really glad I didn't let you fuck me... I would have been so sick to my stomach, that anypart of you was in side me. At the moment I am scouring my mouth and my chest...Just making sure that none of you is left...Thanks, you made me stronger. Bitch


Dueces
Strawb3rri3

Something wicked this way comes...

October 5, 2009

Today was an interesting day. It was spent just relaxing. I read through an entire crocheting, knitting and sewing guide. And yet and still (I can not sew.) I feel like I should be giving up on the sewing tip. I don't want to give up, but with a book as old, as my grandmother and as thick as a Harry Potter Hardback Novel. Sewing Made Easy, I've only made it to Chapter 2: Altering the pattern to suit the figure. I've had this book since my Grandmother gave it to me in the 10th grade, and I've never made it past that point! 2 Whole years later and the best I can do is a cut and baste.
This day was fun...because I didn't have to go anywhere...But that didn't stop Demitri from inviting me to go see a movie with him. When I refused, he made like a banana and split. But made the split the most unpolite way he could. But what else could he do? He's a leaf and all they do is shake...


Dueces.
Strawb3rri3

I'm...

October 2, 2009

So, new camera, new videos, but same tired life. I'm so tired, of having no where to go, nothing to do, and wasting away my freedom in a house full of tension and despair. I'm so tired of it all.
  • I'm tired of sleeping in until noon.
  • I'm tired of not having anywhere to go.
  • I'm tired of not going to work. ( Being laid-off is not a good look for me.)
  • I'm tired of going to these interviews and either they don't call me back or I don't get the job.
  • I'm tired of fighting with Masai. (It's always over something petty.)
  • I'm excited that Hat world is considering me for an assistant Manager position.
  • I'm excited that I finally have a present for the baby shower.
  • I'm not happy that I still haven't heard from Wet Seal.
  • I'm not happy that Gossip Girl is on their 3rd season and I'm still trying to catch up.
  • I'm not happy that Vampire Diaries finally becomes a t.v. show and we're cutting our cable.
Dueces
Strawb3rri3

Love Stinks!

September 26, 2009

I know it's very unoriginal but it pretty much sums up how I feel! So yesterday, Masai and Reese came to my house and we hung out. It was long before my curfew which was amazing because the last time they tried to come over it was like eleven o'clock, and contrary to popular belief I am not booty call enabled!
So Masai texts me that they are here and I come out and sit on my front porch and don't see them. So, I call him and ask if he is at the right house because I seriously don't see him. He says yes, so I look around and wouldn't you know, He and Reese are parked down the street and standing in (SOMEONE ELSE's ) Driveway.
I was so weak. I was literally hanging on the door frame for support. They were like four houses away! FOUR! How do you not remember your girlfriends house? Riddle me this, If you've been there before, for hours at a time, and remember everything I gave you? How can you forget where I live?
So when I call again, laughing my ass off to let them know that they are at the wrong house, Masai makes up some bullshit about not being sure if they were allowed to be on the premises or whatever, you weren't worried about that or else, you would have waited until mom got up. But it's whatever, I was happy to see my guy.
Until he asks me about my phone. He hands it back to me, because it's in his pocket, and I didn't even know he had it. He hands it back to me and is like, is there anything I should know gabrie? My mind starts going through everything that could be in my phone, and the first thing it lands on is the topless photo of ... Because he was too much of an ass to send me a clean picture. Then He starts yelling at me about that. I honestly did not mean to be disrespectful, as he calls it. (Really I didn't) I just wanted a photo. So he leaves in a huff. and I don't hear from him for hours! And I keep telling myself not to be worried, because he's pissed at me, and he doesn't want to talk to me, and that I should wait for him to make the first move.
But it was (SO) Hard , just leaving him alone. Like, I literally had a palpable feeling of wanting to pick up the phone and express my sorrow. But I didn't, because he was always telling me that I call to much, so I decided to leave my phone in one spot for 5 hours and swallow my weight in ice cream. We're better now. but I'm sad that it had to get that far.
With all Due Resect,
DEUCES,
Strab3rri3

Observe and report

September 23, 2009

Hello All! Have I got news for you! I finally picked up my new camera. (Which is really just a replacement for the camera that I used to have.) It's a little different from the other one, but it won't matter because no one can tell the difference. I went out with Bridget and we just chilled in the mall. We ran into Demitri and his brother ACE. It was so cool! We just wandered around the mall, and talked about what has happened in the last 3 years since we'd seen each other. I'm kind of miffed tho. Because, Demitri deleted all of my photos, with him in. Some nonsense about stealing the soul. Not happy one bit, because they were really cute photos!
Bridget got a running jump and I took the photo, and he was giving her a piggy back ride, and then the other one they were just standing next to each other. They were good pictures, i'm soo sad that I can't show them to you... boo-hoo. I also got a super tiny make up haul. Check out the video. This covergirl wetslicks tubes are very interesting. I bought one lip balm, which has this amazemint form crest in it. and talk about amazing, it's almost like a stinging sensation on your lips. (It takes a little getting used to.) But overall, a good deal. Krogers, I paid 10. total. I also got H.I.P. eye liner an olive green, and a bright glitter green eyeshadow paint pot from Claires.
All of which I wore to my interview yesterday, at Wet Seal! It was the coolest interview I'd ever been too. I loved the people, everyone was just so bright and cheery, and we were talking about different things, that we loved about fashion, it was more like a meeting of the fashion society then an interview. (I liked that because it made me way less, nervous.) Then today, I get a call from Charlotte Russe, who calls to set up yet (another) interview on Sunday at 1:00p.m. Now these stores are litterally 2 stores down from each other, and I am loving it. Also, Blockbuster down the street has an open interview I'm going with Bridget and hoping that I get at least one of these jobs.
I need something to do with my life. Staying home and blogging all day is just not healthy. Not healthy at all. That's all I have to report today as of 5:18 pm. Wednesday, September 23rd 2009.
With all due respect,
DUECES
Strawb3rri3

I My Me Veronica Mars

September 18, 2009

The movie night was a blast! We picked him up from his house around three o clock, he got out, entered the car, sat in the back with me, and...that was it. Yep, complete silence sitting in the back of the car for the 35 minute long car ride. (and yes, I counted.) I haven't seen him in over 3 weeks and the whole ride is silence, I didn't even get a hug. So needless to say I was pissed off, the whole 35 minute ride, trying to figure out what I did to piss him off so bad! In either case; it was not a nice ride, even though we were on the scenic route.
We finally arrived home, he made himself comfortable on my couch, and dived into an XXL magazine. Guess, he only feels at home in Jay-z's arms. I walked to the kitchen and began making dinner. Homemade fries drenched in chili and cheese, home made shredded cheese may I add...That I made. But who cares about the love and effort put into a homemade dinner? Hmm.. especially not my man.
But (HAZZAH!) He decided to come in while I'm shredding cheese, and join me in the kitchen! And things start to look up! So I finish slicing up the fries and start the chili, when suddenly he twirls me around, pushes me against the microwave, and we make out like the hot savage sex hungry teenagers that (we) are. And when we pull away and take the deep (haggard) breath we so deeply needed and he tells me that he misses his strawberry. But what else is a girl to do but melt?
The rest of the night was a blast! My cousin came over to mow our lawn, because our lawnmower blew up the past week. ( Story for another time) and then when he finished he came in and joined us for a movie. The movie that we (finally) settled on. Xmen: Wolverine Origins. And it (KICKED ASS!) Not that I was with the ending. How (dare) you leave Kayla (Silverfox) to die like that?! That is (just) not cool! But niether is laughing at me the whole ride home, when I began to tear up over her loss! Can you blame me for being a hopeless romantic?
And what was with my cousin;s warning. ("Take car of my little cousin bra.") ("No doubt bra, I got it.") I am NOT AN IT! I am a young woman, beating heart and all. Not an it. Needless to say that was not the way I wanted to night to end, and just to put the cherry on the pie, I did not get a goodnight kiss. (I was not happy!)
Well, that was a nice wrap up and I started to watch Veronica Mars and it turned into a marathon. And now, I've decided to take up photography. Isn't it nice?
DUECES BITCHES!
Strawb3rri3

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